Thursday, December 13, 2007

How To Dominate A Billy Goat

love is in the air!







yes it is again the sweet scent air of mandarin and cinnamon in the!

well not really, but for me, in my mind, already!


it is again advent!

soon is Christmas and new year then again ,.... The time passes too quickly!

especially when you are stressed. by the school or work.

this is precisely the time of the advent of contemplation, peace and love.


because the present level will often falls in the incredibly difficult time right now I try a lot of time with friends and family to spend and enjoy school again right before the holidays (vll not tomorrow, because there is 4h German exam, but after that ^ ^)!


uses so this time, since cookies for friends and family there, drink tea and eat!


until then

becca

Monday, December 10, 2007

Daylight Simulator Alarm Clock

new! new! new!

hey!
here some news from me!
was thinking I'll write you again as pure. somehow my degree is it! ^ ^ So I

doing great (well, almost ^ ^)!
it all boils down more or less is more school good1 ode less round / square and soon then yes, fortunately ferien.wegen Christmas too!

it so it runs everything and my life is great. I understand with my friends, have time to listen to music and rest and drink enough!
are my favorite things to time with Kathy to write in icq, stupid questions to all people, jump and annoy my teachers in my room wildly (also called dance try)!

but where does the good mood? again such an emotional high this will soon be overtaken by eimen deep?
who knows! I actually do not even think about it. but simply enjoy the beautiful things.
like before last we! I was in fact only when Catherine atnstadt in, then cheer and Christmas market in Erfurt and then .....* schoppen voltage, drum roll *... in flea! yes I did it ^ ^. been waiting my whole life and then I was there and had einene beautiful evening with lots of nice people (edelflöhern ^ ^), a gummibärchen hanged and a young player from whom I'm thrilled! ^ ^
so you do not understand it must. one would have to be there!

I thank you all who were involved for the great time!
I thank for my good mood and high-inst all it still is!

Mir gehts great!
And if you should even go so, just danced wildly through your room. nice going on with music to the ears and easy on it. this is insanely liberating!


(here are some more pictures)

until next time!

bb
becca

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Is It Normal For A Dog's Lips To Get Chapped?

Corrupt Youth

Vriendjes in a walk in the park, I saw these two cute little boys who wanted to sell with innocent faces a couple of books to supplement their pocket money ...
but on second glance revealed the depths of today's youth - or children's education, as you take it: the offer was Marquis de Sade!
What was witch from three question marks and small? Well, it certainly was the Schmöker of their parents - but that distribute them to the spicy reading her 10 year-old offspring, is een beetje strange ...
Song of the Day: Conway: A Walk in the Park

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Army Cake Instructions

Karaoke makes the Star!

Vriendjes am, just without the Internet, which is totally untoll ... but live performances: today, Sharron de Mol's karaoke night and then home retro disco club in the recreation center in Berlin. Even really great soon reconnected and blog deluxe!
Song of the Day: Robert de Niro's Waiting Bananarama

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

De Que Trata Bait Bus

The luck of the unknown Stars

Vriendjes,
if I were an A Prommi I was recently due to some unfortunate shot photos of my live show certainly follow in the footsteps of Britney Spears, David Hasselhoff (been) kicked and BZ and TAFF had me mad to run-down alcoholic bitch made ... In all of the photos seems to be oversized champagne glass in the center ... to a cigarette and a derailed face ... so this shall be made in the media ... "Sharron de Mol was drunk - it's going down!"
But thank God I'm a local C Prommi and have no existence of VIP, which could destroy the media at all! Who wants to villas, limousines and fat bank account, if it can not even drink alcohol openly een beetje at work?! Well, that, with the bank account is a bit annoying, but it may be a (two, three?) Help glass of champagne across - and the thought that I'm broke, but it makes no paparazzi in the beach vacation photos of my cellulite is great too comforting.
Today no Song of the Day but a fitting quote:
Quote of the Day: "The last mosquito that has stung me, had to be admitted to hospital in the Betty Ford." - Patsy in Absolutely Fabulous

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Milfs Wearing Nylon Stockings

The gay underwear

Vriendjes, those were able to decide good times when you only by hair spray for the gay and lesbian orientation, like that old ad for Go Gay proves Hairspray:

I have found out yet whether it was again temporarily heterosexual, if you have washed the spray again, but probably yes, so you had to rebuy the can forever. The rigorous Introduction of the lesbian short hair in the 70s and the disappearance of the gay Föhnwelle killed this product probably ... as well Go Gay Hair gel should have come on the market. But do not worry: if you help with homo-Will need or maybe would like to enjoy a few days the other way, may be gay-wash lesbian - but you have to do for a small trip to Japan, because only then there is the Homo Soap

millions of happy gays are on the whole world assure you: the trip will be worth it! So stay nice and clean ...
Song of the Day: In Japan, the sun rises, Roy Black

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Pink Medal Core Weels

are crazy Finns

Vriendjes, I've just read a great article about fun summer events in Finland. The Finns as such what obliquely anyway charming miracles is on the long dark winter days. They then also the summer months to suicidal thoughts and alcohol Exsesse of the cold season back in balance, and organize many wacky events and competitions. In the bizarre events eating contests in wife-carrying, picking wild berries, are mobile phone throwing and peas! I think the really great racing championships for mobile saunas ... The condition is that the sauna has to be mobile and at least one person would fit in!

more pictures of the sauna-race here . The next race is in August so if you have had enough of Malle Maldives, may indeed even drive north for a beautiful gaga-vacation with the little people, the Lordi (the monsters of the Euro Vision Song Contest) produced and has a language to them by aliens who had hundreds of years ago on the ground make an emergency landing surely have learned. Oblique is nice, so nice trip Vriendjes - or as the Finn says: Hyvää matkaa. ystävykset.
Song of the Day: Apocalyptica feat. Marta Jandová "How Far"

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Whi Is Angela On Bones

Fine girlfriends

Vriendjes, since all thought my sister would be mad famous away from the windows and then immersed again in the German TV. Next week begins Fine friends, a Dutch series, Linda has come up with.

Well, actually it is een beetje the Dutch version of Desperate Housewives - but if it runs in the ZDF, it may not be as bad! I had a similar series proposal sent to a TV transmitter, but with lesbian resin 4 recipients of Neukölln (Desperate Lesbians) ... Vriendjes but, unfortunately, I'm ahead of my time and Linda wins again, my proposal landed in the trash! It is not easy being the wayward sister of a blonde angel!
Song of the Day: What has she got what I do not have - Katja Ebstein

Friday, July 13, 2007

How To Send Letters To Inmate In Riker Island

Camilla Secrets

Vriendjes,
I have a new little companion - a Mopswelpe - me een beetje took advantage of, so you have seen here longer anything from me. Meanwhile he has his own blog is great and so busy, so I can here you again with great delight bizarre details.
But now to Camilla: Hofexperte Phil Dampler lists in the Bunte this week 60 Secrets of Camilla Parker Bowles on. In this incredible secret revelations, for example, the names of their siblings, their horses and their terriers! More top secret information revealed who with whom and when and where - oho, Camilla was Guest of Charles and Diana wedding! That would be a blast natuurlijk secret, if not 750 million people worldwide have included wedding guests in the cathedral-seen on TV! After all
at a secret then I grabbed it on the air: from R ÜR the services of hairdressers Hugh Green & Jo Hansford, beautician Julia Biddlecombe and other beauty programs is 7,500 euros per month Camilla.
Not that shocks me the sum - Stars of 40 know that, for example 250g Lifting Creme by Estee Lauder yes cost over 500 € nee, shocks me the result! For as much money the skin should be smooth as a baby behind. Vriendjes And I think if the hair already like a failed Farah Fawcett blow-looks like it should hold at least 8 hours.
in line for England, I expect more than 7000 €: London, rain, the hair is! Here the evidence that the barbers are being paid too clear:


All 60 great top secrets of Camilla - which, incidentally, with full name and title Her Royal Highness, Princess Charles Philip Arthur George, Princess of Wales and Countess of Chester , Duchess of Cornwall, Duchess of Rothesay, Countess of Carrick, Baroness of Renfrew, Lady of the Isles of Scotland and Princess means be found here.
Song of the Day: Killer Queen by Queen

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Birhday Sayings For 18yr Old

My pug

Vriendjes,
for 6 days I have a pug. His name is Gucci and wonderful. Natuurlijk he also has a blog namely here.
Have fun with Gucci de Mol!
Song of the Day: How Much Is That Doggy in the Window, Patti Page

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Hexagon Live Examples

Mrs. de Mol, live and in color

Vriendjes,
today een beetje self-promotion?
some ladies de Mol, the CSD and then a week later on Showtime on stage :
CSD
to the CSD parade I have the honor to be among the three DJanes, who present to the great leisure and home truck would blare on the road and the odd disco song live. Anyone with the car want, you can log on to the recreation center site . But has run behind the car indeed was!
The great Sharron de Mol Show
Vriendjes, I'm looking great when it comes numerous ... For she was no longer j ing and still needed the money! - A joke natuurlijk - we just want to have a great evening and then there are the retro home party dance fever charts to Studio 54
Song of the Day: Get this Party Started, Pink

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Lutheran Marriage Program

Unintentionally gay Weather

Vriendjes, blogging even if Mrs de Mol rather just enjoy the hot weather instead, but I surf in the intermediate network in search of the bizarre things in life for the next show (30.6 -. Saturday - in the Berlin recreation center). Here sometimes a funny gay tidbit: the anxious weatherman. Mrs de Mol has indeed previously worked for the TV itself and I was always amused by the gay people who have tried very hard to moderate with a sonorous voice hetero. This works so often do not break out as soon as the emotions, the typical gay men to recognize totally mad now. In the following clip of the weather man will tell all this and more of the sun and temperatures, but then he discovers on the floor, a cockroach. matter if you understand English or not, he pitched Sounds speak for themselves! Gone are the professionalism, he jumps out of the picture and squeals to herself ... I personally find this quite sympathetic - all times when gays would come out into the TV at last, the world would be a different Vriendjes. The fact that it looks great until a cockroach must travel through the studio, but also what, right?!
Look at the video here. And by the way: stereotypes are indeed convicted of politically correct people, but I love them: be different, be funny, is difficult to be flashy - the life is already black enough!
Song of the Day: I think he's gay, Pussy Tourette

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Famous Quotes Said By Hispanics

When the sun about the technology wins

Vriendjes since the Euro Vision radio silence was here - but that does not is because I do not experience or even become still am! Rather, the nice weather is to blame. I am drawn to unusually often outside in the balmy air of Berlin and also I will probably announce a higher power that I want something more to enjoy nature and the technology just my best friend is not so. First, my washing machine was broken. This was followed by my vacuum cleaner. I almost thought I should just not one for the eighth time Sauerberkeit and become grubby de Mol. But then my phone was on the mind and then did not work my new router. The intersection is so technology / electric. The first time I tried my hand still in repair, but then I thought: I sit for hours in front of the device screw on things I do not understand anyway from within and outside the sun is so great. So I left everything and sat down with a coffee (the machine goes!) On the terrace and looked at my cat, as in the tall grass, "I am a Cheetah in the savannah" plays. I'm sure once the weather gets bad again, all the equipment to go all by itself on again! Then I'll be back tekkie delicious coffee - until then groetjes from outside, even from my cat!
Song of the Day: Summer in the City - The Lovin 'Spoonful

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Freestreaming Sean Cody

Berlin 12 Points

Vriendjes, tomorrow is € Vision semifinals on Saturday and then the great Event. If you want to look great with me, I will present the show in Freizeitheim . There are 20 clock a warm-up show with Grand Prix gone gaga for tuning. In addition to trials and tribulations of many years is women's vision € de Mol, nor the best musical delicacies, accompanied by the Queen of the keys Iris Wehner! From 21 clock Broadcast on the big screen with an audience bet and great prizes for the winners! Then the Viva la Diva Pop Party to the dolls with Mrs de Mol and DJ Dori Wolf .
And here even a small taste great: my favorite of the atrocities € Vision: Norway's contribution to the fall of the wall: the Brandenburg Gate. Why only this happy union anthem was last? Look for yourself:

Song of the Day: Puppet On A String, Sandie Shaw (€ Vision Winner 1967)

Friday, May 4, 2007

Bb Gun Golden Desert Eagle

Desktop grids with Paris

Vriendjes, I've just read that Paris Hilton to 45 days in the jail must be because she has failed to fulfill their probation. The - I think - VIP superfluous in the world - had lagged because of drunk driving to 36 months probation and had natuurlijk a driving ban. Now she was again caught in the tax and the judge had no mercy ... rightly so, says Ms. de Mol! Besides the fact that the stupid cow but a valet has - in so others must take a bus or train case - says the Hilton, they thought the ban is only 30 days and also they have not read the summary punishment, so it has yet not done on purpose wrong. Beautiful is her statement: "I'm so sorry and from now on, I'll give up everything exactly eight ...". This means that it is not likely to forget in their cell times to wear a slip or what? I'm curious how they will make money from this experience ... probably will be a television crew to accompany or if that is not allowed, there is the book ... Hilton Behind Bars or 45 days in Hotel Hell ... we will see!
Song of the Day: Jailhouse Rock, Elvis

Friday, April 27, 2007

Candle Warmers, Lose Scent?

spring

Vriendjes, so I was not particularly great bloggig for some time and there were complaints, so therefore a sign of life!
It is warm as summer = great!
Yesterday was the Repo Man to me and I have no more car = not so great!
The day came to a very inappropriate time = not so great!
I need to my days are nasty fat food, I invited my love for crispy pork knuckles in the Hax'nhaus on = great! The fourth shows last
Fat Actress = great!
I have a new favorite cafe in Friedrichshain with deck chairs and delicious coffee = great!
On Monday I cook with Hardy in the Freitzeitheim = I very much hope it will be great!
I think the only one in my circle of friends at Next Top Model Fiona (because what Alexis for Dynasty it is for this show) toll =!
My last contracting party shall pay my fee is still not = not so great!
I have a new job as spokeswoman for a DVD production = great!
And the spring flowers in general, street cafes, no sweaters, and finally colors = great!
Toll predominates, there can be happy but Mrs. de Mol!
Song of the Day: Veronica, Spring is here, Comedian Harmonists

Monday, April 16, 2007

Drawstring W Curtain Rods

fire under the butt

Vriendjes, just I read a strange news. A Japanese company that manufactures toilets and bidets offers to take back the 180,000 sold bidets their product line "Z" to repair, as they catch fire sometimes, unfortunately. Apart from the fact that I am surprised that so many Japanese have a bidet (Ms. de Mol was once in Japan and the apartments are tiny and ultra small the bathroom, as fit in there?), I had it search the same, like a Bidet can catch on fire?! I naively thought natuurlijk simply the dishes that will inject a fountain between the legs - so where does her ceramics and water at the flame? But Vriendjes, we are talking of Japan! I was allowed back in Tokyo for over the surprised many buttons on the public toilets, including the noisy play nature sounds, so the woman in the Nebenklo your own natuurlijke sounds heard (wish you here in pubs, too sometimes, when the ladies inside them drinks too much ...) . But Bidet "Z" suggests great everything: it has a pulsating water massage device (who needs a vibrator!), A dryer (I call it butt-hair dryer), a built-in deodorant filter, a so-called "Tornado Wash "- flushing (that sounds scary!) and a lid that opens and closes automatically. I think the mix of Tornado and hair has led to the fire. It gave way only 3 fires smoke and 26 times - but still, what a nightmare scenario - (to have or depending on the water-massage is a auto-erotic adventure) you sit on his Luxusbidet to clean up and suddenly start bottom and pussy, resp. Penis fire! Sorry, was not reported whether the tornado could delete the flushing fire toll ... But even if I stay then but with three-ply extra soft - too much luxury may just be dangerous!
Song of the Day: Ring of Fire, Johnny Cash

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Bleeding After A Leep

geile Sau

Vriendjes,
yesterday I found a little gem in the intermediate network: on schweinebesamung.de explains great as a sow is to be stimulated to make it work with the insemination. Now, like the peasant in a Umfled be natural, but here in the city on my sofa yet there is something absurd.
I like pigs (ie, with the 4 legs in the outdoors and also my favorite natuurlijk Fimschwein Babe!), But I'm quite relieved that there are people who care about the pig in itself a beautiful sexual experience has - even if it is, unfortunately, only serve to produce more Kassler chops and bacon ... but the topic I leave Peta ...
here is a small excerpt from the discourse on the stimulation to insemination:
"...
-also are hectic, time pressure and rough handling of animals in the deck house completely out of place"
Well that's probably no different from us!
"
They therefore ensure that your boar intensively during the insemination concerned with the gilts ,..."
What else should he do besides? Sports show broadcast?
"
If your boar still sometimes have a bad day and not only - in addition offers the possibility of using Eberduftspray to ...."
The Axe Effect?
"
mature and inactive boars are hardly in a position to stimulate more sows despite sufficient storage on a smaller space.-Young and sexually active boars are in demand!"
polygamy and obsession with youth on the farm!

Song of the Day: Pig being, the prince

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Air Dyne Speedometer Cable

€ spring boxes Vision Easter

Vriendjes, my last days in short form:
boxes : (! And Regina fan) as a boxing fan I was of course very happy, Regina Halmich that Mr. Raab has shown in his place.

And that Henry won mask has - again for weeks Gesülze in the media as to the fight Axel Schulz on aging athletes would be unbearable!
spring: the Berlin and yes, the Berliner sets the mood from a bad winter, and even the woman at the cash register from Lidl manages to smile. My cat sheds like crazy but skips merrily through the house and Mrs de Mol have to hide their luxury body nichr more in thick jackets.
vision: getting closer and Mrs. de Mol is looking forward to their show!
(click on image for details) ..

Easter : my love today gave me great delicious chocolate eggs launch (with nougat cream Füllumg) and this is the final winter fat feeding, which I enjoy more particularly before the I-need-in-my-bikini-look-good phase.
Song of the Day: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things, Julie Andrews

Thursday, March 29, 2007

World Of Warcraft Mount Shop

Bruce the balcony grill

Vriendjes, now it is great moves gradually warm, yes, the barbecue season approaching. The last few years came to barbecue - or as the barbecues Cosmopolitin quite willing to say - instead mostly with me because I am one of the lucky few who, despite central location, have a garden. But soon I could Vriendjes me finally happy with a BBQ invitation - thanks Bruce!


Bruce is natuurlijk a funny name for a grill, but otherwise a great invention! Bruce still has not gone into mass production, but only a single piece of the designer Henrik Drecker , but would combine if all could Berliner-Barbecue-begeistere-Balkonbesitzer/innen to boost production determines the Bruce in a big way!
SONG OF THE DAY: Summer, DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Sensitive Cervix Early Sign Of Pregnancy

Smack the Pony clip

Vriendjes, here one of my favorite clips from the British comedy series Smack the Pony for all who are not in my show could see.
The women shoot a scene for a soap opera and just as trendy in soap operas, there is a lesbian romance. One of the actresses has real problems with this scene, but the other seems to find great pleasure in it, to kiss her colleague!



Song of the Day: Kiss, Prince

Pageant Interview Suits Juniors

3 things stick to Sunday

of Calibans Blog
3 songs you've heard this great
+ My sister called polyester (from Ödipussi )
+ Grace Kelly (Mika)
+ Fly Me to the Moon (by myself
three colors you have great love
+ red + orange

+ gold
3 names of your pets that you mad as a child had
+ Mittens (Dog)
Leeway + (dog)
+ Hippie (Budgie )
the three people missing you crazy
+ the real Claudia Bertani
+ Karen + Summer
the 7 Million Dollar Man
three sites you've visited this week it was great
Jackie week:
+ Jackie's apartment (Tuesday invited to the great mustard egg eating)
+ Restaurant about Nova (
Thursday Jackie's Birthday Party Part 1)
+ recreation center ( Almost Friday Jackie's Birthday Party Part 2)
Ding 3 you've said today
+ Are there any chips?
+ I love you too ...
+ tail dog is always tolll ...
three people you've kissed mad lately
+ Dori - Love Kiss
+ Max - Children kiss
+ Jackie - Birthday Kiss
name 3 of your cell phone with the great A start
+ Angela
+ Angelina
+ Information
three prizes / awards you received great
+ Diploma baseball-throwing girl (1st place, 70)
+ Best / r street music / he (50 DM, 1980)
+ Best Live Act (tinsel Wall of Fame, 2006)
3 for a great young
+ Heathcliff
+ Robin
names + Gilbert
three names for a great girl
Roxy
+ Romy
+ Robyn
three singers are mad cool (cool as in cool? So cool, I guess)
+ Diana Krall
+ David Bowie
+ Chrissie Hynde
3 Favorite untolle Annoyances
+ ignorance and dogmatism
+ unfriendly waiters / waitresses and salespeople
+ bright lights in dressing rooms and clothes size XXS
and who does not know what a great stick, here the statement.
Song of the Day: 3 Times a Lady,
Lionel Richie

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Old Hiking Boots With Red Laces On Ebay

DMAX - TV for Adam

Vriendjes, recently told me one woman how much she looked at the TV station DMAX, and I have all the billboards seen with their advertising with the slogan: DMAX: TV for the greatest people in the world: men .
Ok, Mrs. de Mol has the good fortune to know some great men (I prefer just to strange people!). And if you go to the website and look at the DMAX commercial , you realize that there'sa lot of humor in it. I will never again step on the male species and the bad habits received from the greatest, according to people such as blind DMAX scratch, spit on the street, war play received etc etc. But I must clear up misunderstanding here: DMAX demonstrates the superiority in particular, that as Adam before Eve was natuurlijk ... But this story is indeed one man wrote, who has been angry about his wife (there was probably no time to compensate male groups, no Playboy, no couples therapy and no DMAX!). In truth, there is the male, according to research since 60,000 years ago, the feminine, but great for 125,000 years! I know that this now raises new fears (Oh my God, can propagate without such men?), But is actually it is a consolation for all: it's like a 25-year-old woman and a 12-year-old boy - but that explains a lot. And of course, 12-year-old guys do before their mates as if they had 12-year-old boys the greatest people in the world ... but secretly they are already dreaming of the 25-year-old women and find them much more fun and can not wait until they so old in the hope then the secret of them to fathom. But unfortunately popeida never happened, because 65,000 years are catching up nunmal not so easy for most men must look to its own mysterious niches that do not understand women (they hope!). Famous examples are as the bull races in Pamplona, the annual Jumping from the Mostar bridge, the Foreign Legion or the Tomatino festival, where men are brainless dip them in tomato ... DMAX but apparently missed the mission, as the ladies like it looks in your niche and penetrating - although I am confused ... I just zap away and two cool guys are building a skull in fat speakers. And suddenly I understand because I am fascinated by this daft campaign and especially the fact that it is for the guys a very serious matter and seemingly great mega geil. And there lies the rub Vriendjes: the secret world of men is for us a spectacle of which we - if it happens harmless - amuse us lenient can and if we do, even able to take part: after all, there was already a woman in the Foreign Legion, it was a winner in the Paris-Dakar, there are women's beards, the national team of women is better, and since urine Ella it is even Stehpinklerinnen. But PMS, pregnancy, women's intuition and breasts are just a few obvious things in which men can never join. This is natuurlijk mean and unfair and we should not deprive them of the belief that there is a station that is just for them - so women tell your male friends and men not want you DMAX looks like, otherwise they spray out of frustration testosterone again and that has always fatal!
Song of the Day: Männer , Herbert Groenemeyer .