Friday, April 27, 2007

Candle Warmers, Lose Scent?

spring

Vriendjes, so I was not particularly great bloggig for some time and there were complaints, so therefore a sign of life!
It is warm as summer = great!
Yesterday was the Repo Man to me and I have no more car = not so great!
The day came to a very inappropriate time = not so great!
I need to my days are nasty fat food, I invited my love for crispy pork knuckles in the Hax'nhaus on = great! The fourth shows last
Fat Actress = great!
I have a new favorite cafe in Friedrichshain with deck chairs and delicious coffee = great!
On Monday I cook with Hardy in the Freitzeitheim = I very much hope it will be great!
I think the only one in my circle of friends at Next Top Model Fiona (because what Alexis for Dynasty it is for this show) toll =!
My last contracting party shall pay my fee is still not = not so great!
I have a new job as spokeswoman for a DVD production = great!
And the spring flowers in general, street cafes, no sweaters, and finally colors = great!
Toll predominates, there can be happy but Mrs. de Mol!
Song of the Day: Veronica, Spring is here, Comedian Harmonists

Monday, April 16, 2007

Drawstring W Curtain Rods

fire under the butt

Vriendjes, just I read a strange news. A Japanese company that manufactures toilets and bidets offers to take back the 180,000 sold bidets their product line "Z" to repair, as they catch fire sometimes, unfortunately. Apart from the fact that I am surprised that so many Japanese have a bidet (Ms. de Mol was once in Japan and the apartments are tiny and ultra small the bathroom, as fit in there?), I had it search the same, like a Bidet can catch on fire?! I naively thought natuurlijk simply the dishes that will inject a fountain between the legs - so where does her ceramics and water at the flame? But Vriendjes, we are talking of Japan! I was allowed back in Tokyo for over the surprised many buttons on the public toilets, including the noisy play nature sounds, so the woman in the Nebenklo your own natuurlijke sounds heard (wish you here in pubs, too sometimes, when the ladies inside them drinks too much ...) . But Bidet "Z" suggests great everything: it has a pulsating water massage device (who needs a vibrator!), A dryer (I call it butt-hair dryer), a built-in deodorant filter, a so-called "Tornado Wash "- flushing (that sounds scary!) and a lid that opens and closes automatically. I think the mix of Tornado and hair has led to the fire. It gave way only 3 fires smoke and 26 times - but still, what a nightmare scenario - (to have or depending on the water-massage is a auto-erotic adventure) you sit on his Luxusbidet to clean up and suddenly start bottom and pussy, resp. Penis fire! Sorry, was not reported whether the tornado could delete the flushing fire toll ... But even if I stay then but with three-ply extra soft - too much luxury may just be dangerous!
Song of the Day: Ring of Fire, Johnny Cash

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Bleeding After A Leep

geile Sau

Vriendjes,
yesterday I found a little gem in the intermediate network: on schweinebesamung.de explains great as a sow is to be stimulated to make it work with the insemination. Now, like the peasant in a Umfled be natural, but here in the city on my sofa yet there is something absurd.
I like pigs (ie, with the 4 legs in the outdoors and also my favorite natuurlijk Fimschwein Babe!), But I'm quite relieved that there are people who care about the pig in itself a beautiful sexual experience has - even if it is, unfortunately, only serve to produce more Kassler chops and bacon ... but the topic I leave Peta ...
here is a small excerpt from the discourse on the stimulation to insemination:
"...
-also are hectic, time pressure and rough handling of animals in the deck house completely out of place"
Well that's probably no different from us!
"
They therefore ensure that your boar intensively during the insemination concerned with the gilts ,..."
What else should he do besides? Sports show broadcast?
"
If your boar still sometimes have a bad day and not only - in addition offers the possibility of using Eberduftspray to ...."
The Axe Effect?
"
mature and inactive boars are hardly in a position to stimulate more sows despite sufficient storage on a smaller space.-Young and sexually active boars are in demand!"
polygamy and obsession with youth on the farm!

Song of the Day: Pig being, the prince

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Air Dyne Speedometer Cable

€ spring boxes Vision Easter

Vriendjes, my last days in short form:
boxes : (! And Regina fan) as a boxing fan I was of course very happy, Regina Halmich that Mr. Raab has shown in his place.

And that Henry won mask has - again for weeks Gesülze in the media as to the fight Axel Schulz on aging athletes would be unbearable!
spring: the Berlin and yes, the Berliner sets the mood from a bad winter, and even the woman at the cash register from Lidl manages to smile. My cat sheds like crazy but skips merrily through the house and Mrs de Mol have to hide their luxury body nichr more in thick jackets.
vision: getting closer and Mrs. de Mol is looking forward to their show!
(click on image for details) ..

Easter : my love today gave me great delicious chocolate eggs launch (with nougat cream Füllumg) and this is the final winter fat feeding, which I enjoy more particularly before the I-need-in-my-bikini-look-good phase.
Song of the Day: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things, Julie Andrews